Slightly prefer the 1st one because the ball was going away from him but still got proper purchase on it.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Some belters amongst these. Number 1 is always a rib tickler although number 2 is calamitous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFUxA4I1tno
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman