No tent, I'm not some sort of fag. No, a tarp and some paracord is all I need to rig up a basha. As long as it isn't cold or wet, I'll be fine.
Originally Posted by Sir C No tent, I'm not some sort of fag. No, a tarp and some paracord is all I need to rig up a basha. As long as it isn't cold or wet, I'll be fine. You do realise that statistics are somewhat against it being both cold and wet in January. In the Lake District... Don't you?
Originally Posted by Rich You do realise that statistics are somewhat against it being both cold and wet in January. In the Lake District... Don't you? I'll wear a coat. Why always with the negative waves?
Originally Posted by Sir C I'll wear a coat. Why always with the negative waves? Well I wish you well on your expedition. There... Positivity.
Originally Posted by Sir C I'll wear a coat. Why always with the negative waves? Good. As I shall be there in late December Nice n cosy in the Drunken Duck, next to the fire, with the locals and their dogs and large amounts of Barngates real ale.
Originally Posted by WES Good. As I shall be there in late December Nice n cosy in the Drunken Duck, next to the fire, with the locals and their dogs and large amounts of Barngates real ale. I shall be taking my usual cottage, naturally. My camping excursion will last no more than 18 hours. Is the food at the Drunken Duck still spectacularly mediocre? You should try the bollito misto at the El****er Inn.
Originally Posted by Sir C No tent, I'm not some sort of fag. No, a tarp and some paracord is all I need to rig up a basha. As long as it isn't cold or wet, I'll be fine. a temporary wánking den and after sating your revolting lusts you'll return to the comfort of your cottage.
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman a temporary wánking den and after sating your revolting lusts you'll return to the comfort of your cottage. And what's the problem with that?
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman a temporary wánking den and after sating your revolting lusts you'll return to the comfort of your cottage. I have no interest in acts of self-pollution, h, for I am able to satisfy my basest, most repellent desires on your mum.
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda And what's the problem with that? Nothing la. Chap has to expunge the big lumpy bits or prostate problems arise. It's the dishonesty. Wild camping my arse. Why doesn't he just admit he's going on a wánking holiday
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