I think you're unfairly slamming what is the basic aesthetic of In and Out. It's a burger joint, a stand. It's not trying to do fine or family dining. It's not Applebee's.
Amongst the Midwestern variants, I like Steak and Shake.
I also went to a place called Wahlburger while in Vegas. Now that was f*ckin disappointing
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman