I heard a song on the radio yesterday it's called Nina Cried Power

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Irish of course, Wicklow.

I am not a fan.

Ah, there you are. Do you think, as I do, that the latest Paul Weller offering is utter shìte?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

it's by a man called Hozier it's good you should listen to it.

I am so down with the youth.

on a horse yesterday and the bally thing decided to stop for a munch on the grass half way round. Oh well methinks, can't fully predict what animals might do but when I went to reclaim my tenner the scurrilous little weasel behind the glass said "It don't work like that mate" and seemed to think he could just trouser my money.

Even laughed at me when I threatened to involve the local constabulary. You told me this gambling lark was as easy as persuading your mum to take the cock in her mouth

[Sir C]

I am, thank you.

So what is your current favourite tune from True Meanings?

Ah, Lesbian Nan has a new album out, does he? I will certainly investigate. Although when I come to think ofg it, I don't think I've bought a Weller album since Days of Speed.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

"...the bally thing decided to stop for a munch on the grass"





Was the horse called Sir C ?

[Sir C]

on a horse yesterday and the bally thing decided to stop for a munch on the grass half way round. Oh well methinks, can't fully predict what animals might do but when I went to reclaim my tenner the scurrilous little weasel behind the glass said "It don't work like that mate" and seemed to think he could just trouser my money.

Even laughed at me when I threatened to involve the local constabulary. You told me this gambling lark was as easy as persuading your mum to take the cock in her mouth

It is easy, so long as you choose the correct horse. As your mum always says.

[SWv2]

of Hozier or Wicklow

The former.


Was never really into his stuff, not my bag, but given that I am in Ireland I would have suffered an enormous over exposure to said work. That bastárd song ‘Take Me to Church’ simply must have been played on the wireless, specifically the Breakfast Show, every day for what seemed like a decade. Then his other songs, gash.

I see him around, small town you see, big lanky string of scruffy píss, but I have kept my opinions to myself.

Wicklow is okay, nice in places and not so nice in other. Bray for example, shíthouse. Wicklow mountains, very nice. I climbed the Sugar Loaf mountain in the summer which is in Wicklow. Highest mountain in Leinster I think. Sat at the top and ate a packet of Tayto. True story.

Climb is probably overstating it. There was a path 75% of the way.

[SWv2]

Ah, Lesbian Nan has a new album out, does he? I will certainly investigate. Although when I come to think ofg it, I don't think I've bought a Weller album since Days of Speed.

Well can I (honestly and without prejudice) say that if you were to purchase it you will not regret it, especially if you enjoyed the acoustic feel of DoS.

It's a fúcking masterpiece.

[Sir C]

Well can I (honestly and without prejudice) say that if you were to purchase it you will not regret it, especially if you enjoyed the acoustic feel of DoS.

It's a fúcking masterpiece.

I shall give it a listen sw, ty.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It is easy, so long as you choose the correct horse. As your mum always says.

no your mum

[SWv2]

Ah, there you are. Do you think, as I do, that the latest Paul Weller offering is utter shìte?

You have been waiting especially to attack me haven't you. Like an ambush.