So this Cranberries woman got hammered on minibar booze and then passed out in the

[Burney]

What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you that pissed enough to drown in the bath?

I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once.