Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
But Budweiser doesn’t taste ‘good’. It doesn’t taste bad, either. It just doesn’t really taste of anything. It’s just neutral, fizzy, cold stuff that can get you pìssed without you having to taste anything at all.
Even Stella tastes of something, ffs! It’s foul monkey píss that tastes like profound self-loathing feels, but it does at least taste of something. Budweser’s greatest sin is that it tastes of absolutely nothing.
So that's you in the 'has taste bud issues' category. It does have taste, I know because I can taste it. It tastes like what it is, a mild but pleasing lager with a slightly sweet taste and a nice balance between hops and malt.

That nicely clears up many of your views on food and drink though. Nice one.