They also laugh at the wrong things due to not having proper senses of humour. They then become puzzled and cross when you fail to find the same thing funny.
I'll be honest: I'm an old-fashioned sexist who thinks men should get beastly drunk, but women should restrict themselves to no more than a couple of small glasses of wine and then drive a chap home.
Bóllocks to that, imo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372
Apparently - "You drink more heavily than people from Belarus, the heaviest-drinking country in the world"
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
I got that as well and yet in an attempt to lose some weight and generally be healthier I had a very quiet week alcohol wise. Nothing at all to drink Mon-Thu, 3 pints at lunch followed by a pint down my local and two G&Ts at home on Friday, 5 pints over the course of the day and a glass of wine with dinner on Saturday and then 2 pints in the afternoon followed by 4 glasses of wine with dinner on Sunday.
How can that possibly put me worse than Belarus?