Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
They get loud and tend to start using the word 'mate' which never seems to sound right coming from a woman.
They also laugh at the wrong things due to not having proper senses of humour. They then become puzzled and cross when you fail to find the same thing funny.

I'll be honest: I'm an old-fashioned sexist who thinks men should get beastly drunk, but women should restrict themselves to no more than a couple of small glasses of wine and then drive a chap home.