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  1. #21
    Do you think his allotment should include a shed with some curtains b?

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    Isn't that what retired people do?
    That’s pretty much what the senile French tit was doing for the last 12 months of his contract.
    I heard Mislintat went to visit him at Colney to discuss summer transfers and had to sit it out for over an hour while AW was locked in trap one, pouring over a copy of American Tabloid. Apparently the first team were hanging around on the training pitches playing rock, scissors, paper.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I read that as 'I spend most of days w@nking and crying'.

    Seriously, though, 'contemplating the horizon'? What the fvck is that about?
    My friend is the tennis pro at a club that he's been attending recently. Apparently quite a good player (for a 60 year old).

    Anyway, he plays with a few acquaintances whom all go for coffee after playing some doubles. Arsene is the only one that never attends

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He's a sad and lonely man. And it's all your fault, you utter, utter *******s.

    "Wenger: "You always fear a little emptiness. But I quickly organised myself in this new stage of my life, I do a lot of sport, I eat with my friends. I can sit for hours contemplating the horizon, I read everyday, right now a book by Philip Roth called 'I Married a Communist'."
    I wouldn't be surprised if M. Wenger is the happiest he's been in at least 5-6 years and now only regrets not leaving Arsenal in 2009.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by AFC East View Post
    I wouldn't be surprised if M. Wenger is the happiest he's been in at least 5-6 years and now only regrets not leaving Arsenal in 2009.
    You're probably right, a.

    Hopefully he finds our relegation battle this season wortrhy of a chuckle.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Arsene is the only one that never attends
    he'll be too busy watching Nowy Sacz v Lodz , r.

    none of that socialising bóllocks.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He's a sad and lonely man. And it's all your fault, you utter, utter *******s.

    "Wenger: "You always fear a little emptiness. But I quickly organised myself in this new stage of my life, I do a lot of sport, I eat with my friends. I can sit for hours contemplating the horizon, I read everyday, right now a book by Philip Roth called 'I Married a Communist'."
    I saw the whole quote today. The bit posted there plus the bit before it that said "[It’s going] even better than I thought."

    A career in journalism is there if you want it.

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You're probably right, a.

    Hopefully he finds our relegation battle this season wortrhy of a chuckle.
    It's starting to amuse me!

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by AFC East View Post
    It's starting to amuse me!
    We're clearly going to have a long, hard season learning new tricks, so we can write this season off with a clear conscience and hope for multiple home defeats and a 16th place finish just to enrage the angry people even more than usual.

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I saw the whole quote today. The bit posted there plus the bit before it that said "[It’s going] even better than I thought."

    A career in journalism is there if you want it.
    It was edited that way when I copied and pasted, a. My only crime is failing to check my sources or, indeed, the veracity of my story.

    You're right! A career in journalism is my obvious next step!

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