Normally, he's a tolerable 2-3 (if we're taking 0 as baseline non-stinky and minus numbers for smelling great). However, the last few of days he's shot up to a six.
oh well, at least that is a positive to start with.
You can start by telling that 'in the last few days you've noticed...'
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”