Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Who are these people who produce huge, inhuman stools? What do they eat to achieve such prodigious faecal feats? How many days' worth of matter have to build up to produce something that size? Some of these things must feel like you're being fisted backwards, ffs! How do their arseholes cope?
It doesn't bear thinking about, does it? Imagine the starining required to pass such a monster? Consider the concomitant haemorrhoids and the potential for rectal lesions!