Our lego headed Spaniard would have been as popular as a trapped fart in a space suit. This would have led to malcontent and ultimately, a Mourinho type deadlock.
Give the new chap a chance. Klumpp is in his third potless campaign and likewise, that Argentinian toilet attendant.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."