the mood at the club seems a happy one (for now)

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Auba seems the most happy footballer I've ever seen.

From what they show it seems the whole team is included in the fun and games.

I even saw Ozil smiling.

A fit Santi was the happiest player I've ever seen. I so wish him well with his new club, I just reckon that whoever didn't give him a one year extension to prove his fitness here should be shot for treason.

[Peter]

See? You can do empathy and compassion for a Jew.

How does it feel?

Nothing feels like anything these days. I am just numb. Days stretch out like bleak,desolate landscapes- barren, shorn of all that enriches and nourishes the soul.

I am vacant. I am the abyss. I am alone. I am a rock. I am an island.

See, I even quote jews.....

[Sir C]

A fit Santi was the happiest player I've ever seen. I so wish him well with his new club, I just reckon that whoever didn't give him a one year extension to prove his fitness here should be shot for treason.

Remember his little dance when he took that free kick and Giroud scored? If I had a big lottery win I'd buy Santi just to have about the place. He could stand here on my desk like one of those football figures you used to get. But he wouldn't have a massive head.

[Monty92]

Yeah I know you've said that a few times - not endlessly, mind.

But I don't believe you. It was just damage limitation imo.

There's little point in me ever engaging with you if you don't believe the words I use to describe my own perspective.

[Sir C]

I think it’s great. Monty is an effete ****flap.

You have no lasting affection for Arsene? To be fair, and I mean absolutely no offence by this, you are a peculiarly soulless young chap. Do you have any Irish in you, as far as you know?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

You're absolutely terrified he's going to be successful, aren't you Monty?

So far he's done exactly what so many of the support that you routinely denigrate wanted him to do and that Wenger refused to do. Imagine if he then gets us back into the top four and we - finally - take a good run at the league again? You'd be devastated, admit it. And if we somehow won the league you'd probably explode.

And this from a man who refused to support England because it contained a few players who played for the rivals of the club you claim to love so much.

I would love him to succeed. I just don't think the Septic will cough up enough for us ever to again.

Look what the Scousers spent. Look when GG came behind sperz. DB10 and Platt. That's what this squad needed in addition to these signings. But the yank's too tight. And if Rambo goes, we're not really much stronger than we were in Feb when Kos was fit.

I would love an AW type miracle. I just thing the Banner Chavs brigade went for the wrong target. Yes, AW was going senile, but it's the yank. He's signed off on that gree shirt without a red badge. Hope he fücking dies.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

See? You can do empathy and compassion for a Jew.

How does it feel?

vent on top of the chamber.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

My love of Arsenal is predicated on the individuals of whom it is composed. I don't love the institution - that would be weird.

Then it clearly can't be a family thing.

I'd been bought up to love the Arsenal before I ever saw them live, or even on TV. {Back then MotD only had one match, it was always LFC and went out well beyond a 7 year old's bedtime.)

I had wrongly assumed it was like that for everyone.

We normally had French camping hols but when I was 13, we went to a hotel on Crete and it was ace and really lushly hot. But my main joy? Dad getting a Sunday paper and seeing we'd won 4-0 in the first game. The best result of any team that day. Meaning that for the first time in my life, we were top of the league on GD, even though they didn't publish the table.

sad though it may be, I love the institution of the Arsenal. Which is why I want the Spetic dead. Cos he doesn't.

[Peter]

Then it clearly can't be a family thing.

I'd been bought up to love the Arsenal before I ever saw them live, or even on TV. {Back then MotD only had one match, it was always LFC and went out well beyond a 7 year old's bedtime.)

I had wrongly assumed it was like that for everyone.

We normally had French camping hols but when I was 13, we went to a hotel on Crete and it was ace and really lushly hot. But my main joy? Dad getting a Sunday paper and seeing we'd won 4-0 in the first game. The best result of any team that day. Meaning that for the first time in my life, we were top of the league on GD, even though they didn't publish the table.

sad though it may be, I love the institution of the Arsenal. Which is why I want the Spetic dead. Cos he doesn't.

I love the institution as well because it is a family thing for me, right back to to the turn of the last century. Four generations of my family on both sides stood on the terraces at Highbury so I was handed the club as a life long article of faith, instead of a religion.

It isnt like that for everyone. Doesnt mean I am more passionate or more devoted than others- it just means something a bit different.

To someone like Monty it probably does seem a bit weird. I suppose it is, in a way.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Remember his little dance when he took that free kick and Giroud scored? If I had a big lottery win I'd buy Santi just to have about the place. He could stand here on my desk like one of those football figures you used to get. But he wouldn't have a massive head.

Exactly. Surely if we got a keeper, Campbel and Perez off the books, we could pay Santi just to hang around for another season, smiling at everyone and imparting football wisdom on the training ground.