As we now have two bubble CBs, I feel the need to up my Greek stereotype game

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Whilst one doesn't wish to be indelicate, h, I once enjoyed congress with a lady of Greek origin whose nipples were surrounded by coarse hairs; they were reminiscent of wire wool.

Now this didn't slow me down at the time, for I was primed and ready for action, but it did make me subsequently question my life choices.

Was her clitoris also inordinately large, as large as a pénis in fact and did her labia resemble a pair of bollócks and was her name Stavros?