Forgot to mention that I got burgled last Friday

[WES]

Pikey c*nts kicked in the laundry room window around the back of the house while the wife and daughter were in town shopping. They leave iPads, car keys, computers, tellys, all sorts. Only wanted cash and jewelry as they can move it easily. So basically they are about as small time as it comes.

We had the old bill forensic chap finished and the window secured in about 3 hours after discovering it. So we went down our local.

The next time I see someone defending travelers I'm likely to go ballistic.

[Sir C]

Pikey c*nts kicked on the laundry room window around the back of the house while the wife and daughter were in town shopping. They leave iPads, car keys, computers, tellys, all sorts. Only wanted cash and jewelry as they can move it easily. So basically they are about as small time as it comes.

We had the old bill forensic chap finished and the window secured in about 3 hours after discovering it. So we went down our local.

The next time I see someone defending travelers I'm likely to go ballistic.

Pikeys would definitely have had iPads and laptops. Or they did in my house, anyway

[Ash]

How do you know the perps were travellers?

[Luis Anaconda]

Pikey c*nts kicked in the laundry room window around the back of the house while the wife and daughter were in town shopping. They leave iPads, car keys, computers, tellys, all sorts. Only wanted cash and jewelry as they can move it easily. So basically they are about as small time as it comes.

We had the old bill forensic chap finished and the window secured in about 3 hours after discovering it. So we went down our local.

The next time I see someone defending travelers I'm likely to go ballistic.

Sorry to hear that Wes. Seems like they are targetting awimbers. Wouldn't like to be the ones who did over Trixie's house though if she ever caught them

[WES]

How do you know the perp/s was/were travellers?

I don't for certain, but I'm awfully sure. They live in the fields behind the village, at least one sight I know of. 3 other houses have been hit in the last month or so so it's likely someone local. The police officer refused to openly confirm it was likely to be them when I asked but his face said it all.

Pikey c*nts.

[WES]

Pikeys would definitely have had iPads and laptops. Or they did in my house, anyway

They can be traced and there really isn't much of a market, at least that was the explanation I got.

I suppose Kent pikeys are probably more sophisticated than Surrey pikeys.

[PSRB]

Pikey c*nts kicked in the laundry room window around the back of the house while the wife and daughter were in town shopping. They leave iPads, car keys, computers, tellys, all sorts. Only wanted cash and jewelry as they can move it easily. So basically they are about as small time as it comes.

We had the old bill forensic chap finished and the window secured in about 3 hours after discovering it. So we went down our local.

The next time I see someone defending travelers I'm likely to go ballistic.

Didn't take your Sonos stuff?

[WES]

Didn't take your Sonos stuff?

Nope - they're smarter than you'd think

[PSRB]

Nope - they're smarter than you'd think

I actually think it's brilliant, sound is amazing and have got a Boost to ensure no dropouts, even though I've got superfast fibre broadband

[IUFG]

Pikey c*nts kicked in the laundry room window around the back of the house while the wife and daughter were in town shopping. They leave iPads, car keys, computers, tellys, all sorts. Only wanted cash and jewelry as they can move it easily. So basically they are about as small time as it comes.

We had the old bill forensic chap finished and the window secured in about 3 hours after discovering it. So we went down our local.

The next time I see someone defending travelers I'm likely to go ballistic.

Sorry to hear that wes.

Burglary. A truly despicable crime.