It's quite obviously not going to be Arteta, is it ?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

It looked like Arteta was already pissing on some people's chips. As if anything could set the grumblies off more than a bloke who has never managed a game of football in his life.

Allardyce would be good for a laugh.

Alan Pardew would be hilarious.

Tony Pulis, on the other hand, would not be.