It's quite obviously not going to be Arteta, is it ?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It looked like Arteta was already pissing on some people's chips. As if anything could set the grumblies off more than a bloke who has never managed a game of football in his life.

Allardyce would be good for a laugh.

Guardian reading, pony tailed w@nkers scurrying out of the ArabBowl like rats off a sinking ship, heading back to Cricket.

The same eedjuts I heard applauding TH when he missed a farkin' pelanty