So Charles - did you manage to consume all of it?

[Sir C]

Including the béarnaise and chips? And did you feel worse for it?

I had a very pleasant lamb kofta at a local pub. Would have been perfection if there was one more piece of lamb and those pickled chilli things which I find are a must when eating any form of lamb kebab.

What did you have for dinner last night AWIMB?

Yep. The whole, darned thing. Couldn't be bothered with the bearnaise; instead I caramelised a load of onions and added plenty cheese, which mixture I laid 'pon the chips before grilling the mess to melty, ceesey, oniony goodness.

I had to go to bed at 9:30