It seems rather odd that no-one appears to have joined the dots between NK's nuclear facilities suffering catastrophic 'earthquake' damage and the same thing happening to Iran.
It's too audacious to credit, I think. Like something from The Man From UNCLE. But that suits us fine. As I say we're not trying to embarrass anyone.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."