The club bumbles around without any clarity over the top target. We will therefore end up employing Ralf (someone with no top level experience, that nobody has ever heard of & who has a, quite frankly, absurd name) as a compromise.
We are the only club that would penny pinch to such an extent. Can you imagine one of the top four making such a ludicrous appointment?!
And don’t you try to be self-righteous about this. I would fully expect every Arsenal fan to be apoplectic if this is what it comes to.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
We could score 5 but then so could they.
Personally looking forward to Kos rolling back the years and Mustafi turning into the new Franco Baresi for the next 3 games only.
Think we’ll scrape through...something like 3-1 at the Emirates and then a 1 nil defeat at their place. Maybe something like Costa getting a last minute penalty a la Riquelme.