We're not going to score 5 tomorrow, are we?

[World's End Stella]

You have no idea how cross it will make me if that's who we appoint.

It would be so typical of the club to make such a ham-fisted appointment.

I'll be angry with anything less than Enrique, Allegri or that German chap whose name is difficult to spell.

So how appropriate the appointment of the next manager of Arsenal Football Club is, a club that has annual revenues of over £400mil, will largely be determined by how long ago you first heard of the candidate's name?

Do you ever wonder why everyone thinks you're a tw@t, Rich?