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[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I personally think we can find better ways of spending £100k a week (Max Meyer) than JW10. I wish him all the best but not sure he fits with Arsenal's future plans.

Ramsey on the other hand should be paid what he wants. He's clearly a superb footballer & I see him as a potential future captain of the club. He is also very handsome.

My dear Dicky. I am given to understand that you are also a very handsome young man but this doesn't make you any less of an irredeemable cock. And don't forget Ramsay is a welsher and most likely had intimate knowledge of his sisters (it's their way ya see).