Look mate, shovelling your engorged glans into the back passage of a child is wrong, whichever fancy name you want to give the activity.
Obviously they weren't actually 6 or 7, I made that bit up because that wánker was a wánker, but they were young. Too young. Certainly under 25.
I have no wish to belittle you musically Pedro as we both sail different ships here.
It was merely a recommendation to try and brighten up your otherwise grey weekend. It is very rare I buy actual CDs as quite often they are free, so on the occasions I do I like to celebrate them.
Your tone has been noted.
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fůckers even more.