Allan Border! Allan Border once insisted Dean Jones carry on batting even though he was severely dehydrated, hallucinating and literally puking and p1ssing himself. Can you imagine Allan Border crying?
Its beyond a joke. Smith looks like his family has just been killed.
Its beyond a joke. Smith looks like his family has just been killed.
He cheated at cricket and got caught.
Oh, but that's a different matter entirely. This has apparently brought back dark memories of being summoned before the beak as a schoolboy, having been caught smoking behind the chapel.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."