Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Beer can fúck off. There, I've said it.

You need gallons of it to get where you need to be, it makes you piss like a racehorse and your breath smells like an Irishman's árse. Furthermore, you end up with a gargantuan gut.

Wine is the stuff for the civilised gentleman. Also scotch, vodka, whisky, brandy and anything else required to make a pre-prandial cocktail.
Yes. I cannot say I'm surprised you'd say that, to be honest. I am a married man with the future success of the species at heart, whereas you are practically a homosexual.

In short, beer makes sure there's always lead in the pencil. As it were.