A friend of mine is a brickie for the Housing Executive and they were replacing all the garden walls on the council estate where he lives.They got to his house on the Friday afternoon so my mate raps the door and tells him they're doing his wall on Monday morning and if he wouldn't mind keeping a wee eye on the pallet of brick.
Boys come back on Monday morning and of course no brick to be seen.Knocked the door to ask him if he'd seen anything and there's the pallet of brick on his living floor.Must have took the daft **** 2 hours to bring them in