We're all racist, Herbs. We had an email from HR telling us all this, and asking us to attend a mandatory diversity seminar.
I don't really have a HR department, but I accuse my wife of racism all the time. She blandly responds that, as a German, racism is allowed, especially towards the British. Fair enough, I guess.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."