teased about the way he looked or anything?
Take off the ears and he looks fine
10 characters? Pile of cund.
He's been arrested, I see. That's got to take a pair of bóllocks, hasn't it? You mow down a bunch of innocent bystanders and then, what, wander up to a copper saying, 'Oops, sorry about that, I suppose I'd better come with you." How embarrassing would that be? I wouldn't know where to look. I bet they'd say judgemental things to you as well.
Poor bloke.