Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
When you say, 'gayed them up', you mean, 'improved them', don't you?

Actually I have no idea, since I don't know the IKEA recipe. I'm guessing they use a mixture of pork and beef and I have only beef, so perhaps they are less gay.

Jam? On my dinner? Fúck you.
Right, so you are potentially changing the meat element of the dish and not serving the jam yet you are attempting to pass them off as "Ikea-style meatballs".

In summary you're a charlatan.