I don't really understand why the bumders would want to have kids, tbh. Don't they realise that the fact that they can't conceive and therefore suffer no biological or societal pressure to have kids is one of the major selling points of sodomy?
Imagine growing up with 2 dads, of which neither is your real father and they're also poofs.
Fúck knows how that will affect the poor kid...
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'