So tomorrow, a man is going to rip two wisdom teeth out of my head.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Turned out to be a doddle. Local anaesthetic and the teeth popped out painlessly and easily like good little chaps. I was done in less than ten minutes. Anaesthetic’s pretty much worn off now and it’s not even that sore.

I expect the fact that your teeth are as rotten as tree stumps in a swamp eased their extraction b.