Hold on, we sold Walcott? Just like that?

[Sir C]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold.

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

[Pokster]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold.

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

You are the reason he has left, you showed no loyalty by ****ing off mid season, so he thought he'd take his nicely trimmed beard and do the same.

[Burney]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold.

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

His hair had become unacceptable, I'm afraid. We had no choice.

[Luis Anaconda]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold.

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

They offered us money for him, sir c.

[Sir C]

They offered us money for him, sir c.

But he was a lovely boy, la. And, most importantly, he was our lovely boy. Add him to the list of lovely boys no longer gracing our great club: Chambo and Jenkinson, Kings of Bantah.

It's a píss-poor outlook when the nearest thing we have to a lovely boy is Hector 'Hairdo' Bellerin.

No, leave me now. I am distressed and need to cry it out.

[Just Trent]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold.

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

Forced out in the middle of the night, carrying his possessions in bin bags. Like some sort of refugee. Not even offered a slice of cake, or a goodbye singsong. Appalling scenes.

[Burney]

They offered us money for him, sir c.

Yes, that's the bit I find extraordinary, I must admit. Actually paying money for Theo Walcott

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold.

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

get the chance to give a loud, raucous ****ing to that bossed eyed, duplicitous little Catalan pikey of yours.

[Sir C]

get the chance to give a loud, raucous ****ing to that bossed eyed, duplicitous little Catalan pikey of yours.

You went to a game? Fúck me, are they offering commodes these days?

[Peter]

Yes, that's the bit I find extraordinary, I must admit. Actually paying money for Theo Walcott

He is pretty useful, particularly if your team is ****.