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Thread: Monty's mum when she found out her grandson would be going to a CofE school

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    Monty's mum when she found out her grandson would be going to a CofE school

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    This is when I mourn the loss of Jorge to the Corbyn cult. He'd appreciate this gag more than anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
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    This is when I mourn the loss of Jorge to the Corbyn cult. He'd appreciate this gag more than anyone
    Oh, dear. Were there scenes?

    But surely as he isn't actually Jewish it doesn't really matter? The time for upset was surely when she found out you'd impregnated a shiksa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, dear. Were there scenes?

    But surely as he isn't actually Jewish it doesn't really matter? The time for upset was surely when she found out you'd impregnated a shiksa?
    She's had years to make her peace with that, whereas this is a fresh blow.

    The sectarianism is never far from the surface.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    She's had years to make her peace with that, whereas this is a fresh blow.

    The sectarianism is never far from the surface.
    Wouldn't Jewish schools have a problem with him due to him not being properly Jewish, though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Wouldn't Jewish schools have a problem with him due to him not being properly Jewish, though?
    All faith schools have to allow a certain number of kids from other faiths (or no faith).

    It works on a points system, based on how close to the school you live and your attendance levels at a respective place of worship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    All faith schools have to allow a certain number of kids from other faiths (or no faith).

    It works on a points system, based on how close to the school you live and your attendance levels at a respective place of worship.
    Surely not?

    How the fúck can a person vouch for their attendance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
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    This is when I mourn the loss of Jorge to the Corbyn cult. He'd appreciate this gag more than anyone


    An 'ology and he says he failed
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Wouldn't Jewish schools have a problem with him due to him not being properly Jewish, though?
    Many of them aren't exclusive. In my own case, Carmel College was considered; for one thing, it was just up the road.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Surely not?

    How the fúck can a person vouch for their attendance.
    They get a letter from the Priest/Rabbi to show to the school.

    No jokes.

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    Well done Monty for standing up to his arm waving, overly aghast Mom
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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