Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Milky coffee is a definite sign of a shirtlifter, a. You are quite correct. Real men have grown out of milky coffee by the time they hit their 20s.
Nonsense b. The truest sign of a chutney ferret, is a chap who, upon discovering he has a flat tyre, calls the AA and makes himself pretty while awaiting the mechanic's arrival, then blushes and pouts coquettishly at the fellow while he is about his task.