I probably wouldn't have left the bit about my partner trying to eat a napkin out.

[Sir C]

I sympathise with her general point, but mentioning that does rather suggest he's a drooling idiot who oughtn't to be allowed cutlery in case he damages himself.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/fo...rred-chef.html

I confess, the picture of the napkin makes it look like... a napkin. The fellow was clearly píssed.