Today is so bloody slow

[Burney]

about how terrible blokes are and how nice I am.

leading her on absolutely not. obviously drink was involved in this behaviour of hers.

Just tell her you've got a tiny penîs and are terrible in bed, f. That should put her off.

Also, that way, you don't even have to lie.

[Pat Vegas]

So she didn't make a grab for you
That is a relief

Being a woman I think she is attracted to your scent
You should change your aftershave and use Lynx for a week or two to shake her off

she wanted to dance,
I have become partial to cheap aftershaves, I currently am using Mennen something I can not find in this country.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You could do thon Pulp Fiction dance with her
You Never Can Tell

[IUFG]

Also we have lots of visitors in the office and bringing gifts,
next week is wear a jumper you'll never wear until the next year and give money to charity day then secret santa after way.

Secret Santa?

I've got this for my person..

http://bit.ly/2j2SGHk

sort of cuts both ways...

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Is she in the office now ?
Looking lasciviously at you from across the room ?

[IUFG]

Is she in the office now ?
Looking lasciviously at you from across the room ?

'kinell. you'll be asking what is she wearing next...

[Viva Prat Vegas]

What is she wearing ?

[Pat Vegas]

Is she in the office now ?
Looking lasciviously at you from across the room ?

yes she moved desks and stares at me most of the day if i happen to look that way she winks.

on the plus side she makes me coffees and offers me chocolates.

she also showed me online what arsenal underwear she will buy.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

She sounds ideal!

Change of plan F - Go for her and ditch Mrs F
Besides you must be sick of all that pasta

[Burney]

yes she moved desks and stares at me most of the day if i happen to look that way she winks.

on the plus side she makes me coffees and offers me chocolates.

she also showed me online what arsenal underwear she will buy.

Arsenal underwear? Presumably, it is leetle beet short feesically and falls apart under pressure?