Whoa! 'Theresa May to call Arlene Foster later today to pitch border deal'?

[Burney]

I wonder how long it will take them to decide they're being oppressed and start writing puke-inducing self-pitying songs about their experiences at the hands of the Evil EU? #professionalvictims

I'm afraid that as long as we're around for them to vent their ever-full spleens at, the EU can carry on treating them like a rather amusing colonial possession and they'll just keep tugging their forelocks and saying 'tank you, sor!'