You all will have no choice but to join me in my unholy quest for world domination. Take an oath of allegiance, sealed with blood.
Thank you.
Have you seen the penalty stat doing the rounds on Twitter?
Man Utd every 4 games
Chelsea every 5 1/4 games
Spurs every 5 1/2 games
Newcastle every 5 1/2 games
Man city every 6 games
Aston Villa every 6 games
West Brom every 6 games
West Ham every 7 games
Arsenal every 21 games......