I reached the end of the Civil. War documentary. THe Confederacy lost. I knew it!

[Peter]

He's worse than that. He claims to be a Bruce fan, then he goes to a gig and ... *gulp* criticises it.

To put that into context, the only people I have ever heard criticise a Bruce Springsteen show are peter and Ian Harvey.

The prosecution rests.

Sometimes he ****ing sucks.... it isn't my fault.

He likes to mix it up and never do the same gig twice. That means some of the gigs feature almost exclusively his ****test songs. I respect that, I just dont particularly enjoy it.

He is one of those artists that makes you suffer for his art. Anyone who has to stand there and listen to a ten minute version of Twist and Shout is suffering, even if they refuse to believe it.

You and your ilk are so blinded by faith that he cant fart without you going online to try and find a bootleg of it.

I wont take the blame for your inability to distinguish between negativity and critical thought.

[Sir C]

Sometimes he ****ing sucks.... it isn't my fault.

He likes to mix it up and never do the same gig twice. That means some of the gigs feature almost exclusively his ****test songs. I respect that, I just dont particularly enjoy it.

He is one of those artists that makes you suffer for his art. Anyone who has to stand there and listen to a ten minute version of Twist and Shout is suffering, even if they refuse to believe it.

You and your ilk are so blinded by faith that he cant fart without you going online to try and find a bootleg of it.

I wont take the blame for your inability to distinguish between negativity and critical thought.

You need help. Urgent help. If no help is available, at least ask to be physically restrained before you harm yourself or innocent members of the public. I will try to arrange an exorcism, though God knows what variety of hellish demon will be puked from the remnants of your blackened soul.

[Peter]

You need help. Urgent help. If no help is available, at least ask to be physically restrained before you harm yourself or innocent members of the public. I will try to arrange an exorcism, though God knows what variety of hellish demon will be puked from the remnants of your blackened soul.

You have honestly never stood there, 8 minutes into Twist and Shout, or Detroit Medley, or that ****ING Lulu bull****, and thought 'he could have done Used Cars AND My Father's House in the time he was wasted on this'........??

Then you need help. Great can always be better.

Would it kill the ****ing **** to do Racing in the Street more than once ever 100 ****ing gigs?????

Now I need to have a lie down....

[Sir C]

You have honestly never stood there, 8 minutes into Twist and Shout, or Detroit Medley, or that ****ING Lulu bull****, and thought 'he could have done Used Cars AND My Father's House in the time he was wasted on this'........??

Then you need help. Great can always be better.

Would it kill the ****ing **** to do Racing in the Street more than once ever 100 ****ing gigs?????

Now I need to have a lie down....

Yes, you need a lie down my son.