Peter. You mentioned this Patel women being unbearably thick. I have developed a deep

[Sir C]

Are you trying to speak like a working class person?

It doesnt suit you....

I am attempting to communicate with you in a language you will understand. In the same way that when I speak to a Frenchman I speak French, when I speak to a Paddy I grunt, when I speak to you I speak common.

[Peter]

I am attempting to communicate with you in a language you will understand. In the same way that when I speak to a Frenchman I speak French, when I speak to a Paddy I grunt, when I speak to you I speak common.

Must get horribly confusing. Do you ever worry that the real you will simply disappear?

[Sir C]

Must get horribly confusing. Do you ever worry that the real you will simply disappear?

I doubt very much whether there is a real me any more. HMRC have sucked everything else out of me over the years; I assume they own my id and my soul as well.

[Peter]

I doubt very much whether there is a real me any more. HMRC have sucked everything else out of me over the years; I assume they own my id and my soul as well.

Now we are getting somewhere...these speech patterns, the accents. These are your tax dodging alter egos arent they.

I bet you have a big bag full of birth certificates somewhere.