Is this a hate crime, do you think?

[Ash]

I would suggest that the answer is to go there and lamp the ****.

Ah, well that would definitely be a crime.

Also, I think she's a lady. Well, not that sort of lady, perhaps, but her name is usually associated with women, rather than men.

Sounds quite feisty, doesn't she? Does anyone want her email address in case they want to ask her out for a drink?