The Westfield Centre in Stratford would actually be quite pleasant if they would only

[Ash]

As he pinned up my trousers, I found the way forehead brushed my thigh rather unsettling*, I must say.



* arousing

Did he touch your knee? That seems to be the standard unit of sexual abuse at the moment.

[Sir C]

I was speaking to the chap that does measuring in M&S there. I tried on suits of two different colours and he told me each time that the colour really bought out the blue in my eyes well. This led me to believe that he may just be trying to make me buy the suit.

Why was a man measuring you in M&S? Surely their polyester and nylon mix clothing comes in small, medium or large only?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Why was a man measuring you in M&S? Surely their polyester and nylon mix clothing comes in small, medium or large only?

The police have been looking for that Serial Inside Leg measurer for ages.

[Rich]

Why was a man measuring you in M&S? Surely their polyester and nylon mix clothing comes in small, medium or large only?

I find their (cotton) suits to be quite agreeable for work use, tbh. And the man in there is lovely - he even told me how great I smelt and asked what my fragrance was. Wd M&S.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I find their (cotton) suits to be quite agreeable for work use, tbh. And the man in there is lovely - he even told me how great I smelt and asked what my fragrance was. Wd M&S.

The amount of **** salesmen have to say to shift suits

[SWv2]

I find their (cotton) suits to be quite agreeable for work use, tbh. And the man in there is lovely - he even told me how great I smelt and asked what my fragrance was. Wd M&S.

The colour of your eyes, your fragrance ... I suggest this lad wanted to fist you, not convince you to buy a cheap suit.