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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I was pleased to find they had a champagne bar; however, a glance at the menu brought disappointment. A pitiful selection of poos by the glass. Had to drink Bolly, for God's sake.
    Oh, my dear chap, I’m so sorry.

    The chap in Boss was obsequious even by the standards of gentlemen’s outfitters, though. Every sentence began and ended with the word ‘sir’ and he even managed to slip the odd ‘sir’ in between. He also laughed far too much at my jokes (even I know I’m not not that funny).

    I ended up wanting to slap him.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, my dear chap, I’m so sorry.

    The chap in Boss was obsequious even by the standards of gentlemen’s outfitters, though. Every sentence began and ended with the word ‘sir’ and he even managed to slip the odd ‘sir’ in between. He also laughed far too much at my jokes (even I know I’m not not that funny).

    I ended up wanting to slap him.
    Did you get the 'inadvertent' cupping of the balls? That's my favourite bit.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, my dear chap, I’m so sorry.

    The chap in Boss was obsequious even by the standards of gentlemen’s outfitters, though. Every sentence began and ended with the word ‘sir’ and he even managed to slip the odd ‘sir’ in between. He also laughed far too much at my jokes (even I know I’m not not that funny).

    I ended up wanting to slap him.
    Are you sure you had not stumbled into a Fast Show scene?

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I don't like their casino.
    full of dodgy chinese fellas and dodgy looking russian fellas playing poker.
    To be fair, f, that describes every casino i’ve Ever been into.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Did you get the 'inadvertent' cupping of the balls? That's my favourite bit.
    As he pinned up my trousers, I found the way forehead brushed my thigh rather unsettling*, I must say.



    * arousing

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    I am unsure if cafe society as a concept is really made for the islands of Britain and Ireland.

    You see the tourists here sat out, all suave and foreign, fúcking ball freezing, then a scanger comes up whacked off his trolley on spice or whatever requesting a "spare" cigarette or perhaps a few euro for a hostel.
    It's the same almost everywhere nowadays, I'm afraid.

    Never understood why sipping a dram of decent whisky inside in the warm is considered less "cool" than swilling coffee outside in the cold
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, my dear chap, I’m so sorry.

    The chap in Boss was obsequious even by the standards of gentlemen’s outfitters, though. Every sentence began and ended with the word ‘sir’ and he even managed to slip the odd ‘sir’ in between. He also laughed far too much at my jokes (even I know I’m not not that funny).


    I ended up wanting to slap him.
    I was speaking to the chap that does measuring in M&S there. I tried on suits of two different colours and he told me each time that the colour really bought out the blue in my eyes well. This led me to believe that he may just be trying to make me buy the suit.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    As he pinned up my trousers, I found the way forehead brushed my thigh rather unsettling*, I must say.
    * arousing
    It was Mr Humphries no ?
    You will make Herbert jealous
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    I was speaking to the chap that does measuring in M&S there. I tried on suits of two different colours and he told me each time that the colour really bought out the blue in my eyes well. This led me to believe that he may just be trying to make me buy the suit.


    Perhaps you have Bowie eyes
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    To be fair, f, that describes every casino i’ve Ever been into.
    They never payout either.

    I've passed my gambling phase.

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