Talking of pubs, I just discovered that the King's Head on Enfield High St -

[Ash]

Try it on a Saturday night, b. You'll want to stab yourself in the face.

Bob Dylan's Oxford Town could have been written about Enfield Town....proper, old school **** hole.

Everywhere's a shíthole or full of cùnts according to you, though, tbf.

It's almost as if you were a little bit of a curmudgeon.

[Peter]

Everywhere's a shíthole or full of cùnts according to you, though, tbf.

It's almost as if you were a little bit of a curmudgeon.

Not at all. I have nothing but good things to say about the parts of Enfield that I like. Enfield Town is never going to be one of them.

I used to live in a flat on Chase Side near the Wetherspoons. One evening I was walking home around closing time. There were four drunken chaps brandishing metal poles threatening a Vietnamese family who were hiding in their restaurant, a chap pissing on a Mercedes and as I walked to my front door there was a bloke throwing up there, still holding a kebab.

Enfield on a Saturday for you.....I sidestepped the vomiting individual, went inside and called the police.

A month later I moved back to Palmers Green.