Good morning I think.

[Sir C]

How much booze passed you lips this weekend, Sir C?

Friday night: 1 glass of wine. Malbec, 12%.
Saturday night: 3 glasses of the same.
Sunday night: 1 glass.

Tonight I shall have a couple as I am out for dinner, but then Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday shall be dry again.

This had better do me some fúcking good.