Looks like sw is going to get the blow job of his life :-(

[Burney]

Have I fúck.

I am sat at my kitchen table, Jam mug of hot sweet tea, packet of dark chocolate McVities digestives.

My plan is to stop around lunchtime and watch a fillum, say the internet went down and blame the wind.

Boom!

Make sure you download a film or two just in case the internet actually does go down.