I have two chaps at home today doing some plastering and they appear to have

[Rich]

barricaded me in my office with a sofa

I can't help but feel it is their intention to rob me blind now.

[Pokster]

barricaded me in my office with a sofa

I can't help but feel it is their intention to rob me blind now.

Let me guess, your next post is how they are Asian/Muslim and are bound to stab you as well

[Rich]

Let me guess, your next post is how they are Asian/Muslim and are bound to stab you as well

They are both white actually, Pokster. One has both arms covered in tattoos and I can tell that the other has definitely stabbed at least one man in the past.

[Ash]

barricaded me in my office with a sofa

I can't help but feel it is their intention to rob me blind now.

How do treat your patients from home, Richard? Do they email their symptoms so you can put them through the googleator and copy paste the reply?

[Rich]

How do treat your patients from home, Richard? Do they email their symptoms so you can put them through the googleator and copy paste the reply?

3 day weekend, A

[Ash]

They are both white actually, Pokster. One has both arms covered in tattoos and I can tell that the other has definitely stabbed at least one man in the past.

Thank god you're a doctor then.

Doesn't Theo Walcott have tattoos though? That makes them less scary.

[Ash]

3 day weekend, A

Excellent. Enjoy.

[Rich]

Thank god you're a doctor then.

Doesn't Theo Walcott have tattoos though? That makes them less scary.

I've never really understood why black fellows have tattoos - especially the really dark ones. You have to really study their arms/legs to work out whether it's a tattoo or just a blemish of sorts. Someone should invent white tattoos to cater for this market.

[World's End Stella]

I've never really understood why black fellows have tattoos - especially the really dark ones. You have to really study their arms/legs to work out whether it's a tattoo or just a blemish of sorts. Someone should invent white tattoos to cater for this market.

I'm going to India, sadly. Visited my GP to ask about jabs and he said he would prescribe antibiotics for me to take in case I got a stomach bug. This surprised me.

Aren't stomach bugs caused by viruses and don't antibiotics have no impact at all on viruses?

[Rich]

I'm going to India, sadly. Visited my GP to ask about jabs and he said he would prescribe antibiotics for me to take in case I got a stomach bug. This surprised me.

Aren't stomach bugs caused by viruses and don't antibiotics have no impact at all on viruses?

They can be but they would most likely to be caused by a wide range of bacterium.