So - as with every other bloody mass shooting - are we now going to have to watch the

[Sir C]

I am homo alone tonight. I could go to 'Huckleberry Chicken'. They deliver in Smart Cars. Or I could get a kebab. Or I could cook something decent.

You know that the correct choice is the kebab. A large mixed.

In the morning you may stare at the grease congealed on the remains and indulge in some self-disgust, but for this evening, enjoy.