Surely that would only be a problem if he became sexually aroused on the field of play, though, p?
Well surely it depends if it is 24 inches when flacid or when he sees your mum?, if it is when flacid then he must be risking a red card for dangerous play, the whiplash that could cause if it smacked you about your head would be quite severe.
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Stormy and I are from the same 'endz' as I believe the youth call it. We are both Thornton Heath born and bred.
That is where the similarity ends, however.
I saw the chap on the television. Despite, presumably, knowing he was to make a TV appearance, he was wearing some sort of sporting attire; a tracksuit, I believe. No tie.