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Thread: So what's the Lukaku chant then?

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate.
    If that was the case I'm sure people would have noticed? If it is that big then he would have to make sure it wasn't caught offside...
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    If that was the case I'm sure people would have noticed? If it is that big then he would have to make sure it wasn't caught offside...
    Surely that would only be a problem if he became sexually aroused on the field of play, though, p?

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    https://www.facebook.com/SPORFSC/vid...3974801615283/

    you don't have to have the sound on - there are subtitles
    Hmmm - rubbish imo, especially as I don't get the tune because I couldn't name a Stone Roses song let along recognize one

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Hmmm - rubbish imo, especially as I don't get the tune because I couldn't name a Stone Roses song let along recognize one
    You're not down with the kids* though, Wes


    *from 30 years ago

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Surely that would only be a problem if he became sexually aroused on the field of play, though, p?
    Well surely it depends if it is 24 inches when flacid or when he sees your mum?, if it is when flacid then he must be risking a red card for dangerous play, the whiplash that could cause if it smacked you about your head would be quite severe.
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    You're not down with the kids* though, Wes


    *from 30 years ago
    You don't know how true that is.

    My 14 year old son listens to something called Stormzy.

    Good lord.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    You don't know how true that is.

    My 14 year old son listens to something called Stormzy.

    Good lord.
    Stormy and I are from the same 'endz' as I believe the youth call it. We are both Thornton Heath born and bred.

    That is where the similarity ends, however.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    You're not down with the kids* though, Wes


    *from 30 years ago
    I went to see them last summer.

    Note: I did see them over 25 years ago also

  9. #19
    Wonder what this lot would've made of our Kanu song?

    He's big he's black he's s fkin heart attack...the SJW would've gone into full on battle mode

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Stormy and I are from the same 'endz' as I believe the youth call it. We are both Thornton Heath born and bred.

    That is where the similarity ends, however.
    I saw the chap on the television. Despite, presumably, knowing he was to make a TV appearance, he was wearing some sort of sporting attire; a tracksuit, I believe. No tie.

    Disgusting.

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