These people must be on a constant hair-trigger, mustn't they? It would take me a lot longer than the duration of an escalator journey to achieve orgasm. Hell, achieving erection would be enough of a struggle.
That's an age thing b
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Eh? When did men start sexually assaulting women on trains willy-nilly? I've been using trains for 40 years and I've never sexually assaulted any women, and I've known women all my life and never met one who was sexually assaulted on a train.
Is it a recent phenomenon? Are millenials out of control gropers?
Sharia law is taking over, Sir C.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
I shall admit that I did masturbate on public transport once. I was travelling from Peru to Bolivia on an overnight bus and was at the back, which was mainly empty. it was the middle of the night and I couldn't sleep. One thing led to another, and the rest is history.
On the same trip, my friend had a wánk in the Maracana, the fúcking freak.
Wow, that's utterly amazing.
You have a friend?
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
Last night I got on the tube. There was space but this woman got on and stood right in front of me. I am stuck against the side so I basically have her hair in my face.
She was asking for it. her current location is my bathtub.